StatsCan came out with their new report on seniors today. There are more old people, more internet-savvy, and claim to be healthy, but are fat.
In the interest of spicing it up, here's my working lead:
Canada's seniors are fatter and older than ever before, according to a new report from Statistics Canada. Since they're fat and old and no one loves them, they're spending more time looking for love online.
The CBC wholeheartedly endorses the bygone practice of placing seniors on ice floes and forcing them to fend for themselves.
Too controversial?
1 comment:
That's what's wrong with this country: The biggest crime is offending someone.
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